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Now here's an actress that is actually VERY smart as well as a hottie (and I say that not just because I love redheads). She's been in a buttload of television tripe, but I enjoyed her when she did The Sopranos and Law And Order. Discovered by artsy-fartsy director David Lynch (who's actually brilliant too) she's also had an extensive film career. Her latest film, due out this year is called "Peep World" and is about my life story, hehe...

Some fun famous person type facts:

Was home schooled and received high school diploma at age fourteen. Which means she missed out of getting teased by all the cool kids (who now work at Taco Bell) about being a brainy nerd-ma-tron...

Is a classically trained pianist.

Her mother is Diane Witt, who was in the Guinness Book of World Records from 1988 to 1996 for having the world's longest hair....that's nothing, I'm in the record book for having the world's longest.....er, better not go there, I promised the judge I wouldn't!


A favorite quote: "It occurred to me the other day that I've made out with more people on camera than I have in real life!" ...oh-uh, better send her an email with my address QUICK!


Anyway, it's the old bump and grind for Celebrity Whack fans to enjoy in these Alicia Witt bikini lap dance clips we have today, even if they DO have Charlie Sheen in them!

CW

Posted: Monday 15th June 2009, 3:34 PM