Mila Kunis Topless And Getting Fucked

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I have NEVER sat through an episode of that "hilarious" (as in cue the laugh track yuck, yuck, yuck) bit of television vomit known as "That 70's Show", but I certainly KNOW who Mila Kunis is!

Having the hots for Russian chicks, this sexy little Hollywood prostitutski has been on my radar for some time! And of course, I've been on the look out for the time her agent says "Time to show the goodies, Honey, the roles are drying up", lol.

But before we pop the vodka cork, a few fun facts and fantasies:

She was born 14 August 1983, in Kiev, Ukraine, Soviet Union (now Kyiv, Ukraine) and is 5'3' (a spinner!;)

Learned to speak English from watching the "The New Price Is Right". She said Bob Barker talked slow enough for her to understand him....okay, I guess that's one way to do it....good thing she wasn't watching "The Dukes Of Hazzard"!

Has two different eye colors: one blue, one green. On the television show "Loveline", she mentioned about her eyes and the injections she needed because of an eye condition. When she was younger, she had serious migraines that was caused by a glaucoma eye condition. She had to insert steroid injections straight into her eye.....OMFG!!! A needle in the eye? WTF!!! This chick is one tough comrade!!

Engaged to Macaulay Culkin. They've been together since 2002.....FUCK ME! Okay, forget this, let's just get to seeing Mila Kunis Topless And Getting Fucked, M'kay?

Whoa, still shaking my head over her "BF"......


Posted: Thursday 11th June 2009, 12:39 AM

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