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One hell of a hot French actress and provider of multiple boners is actress Eva Green. I first saw her in a crappo frog flick where she went full frontal and I blasted a large soda straight into the air right in the theater!

Some facts to amuse and confound you...

Born to French actress Marlène Jobert and Swedish dentist Walter Green (who reportedly starred in the classic film "The Dentist Does Some Drilling"....nah! I made that up, I mean come on, the guy's a fucking dentist for shit's sake! How much fodder for celeb gossip drama is there in that?)

Composed music for flute and piano. Okay, no jokes about composing anything on the skin flute, but she does play the slobbering blues on the organ - OY!

Admires François Truffaut, Ingmar Bergman, Tim Burton, Lars von Trier, David Lynch and David Fincher...and some guy down the street who can part his hair with his own tongue..just kidding, relax, I know she's a star, but jeez, when do we get to the "Peace for all men" and "I want to help crippled children from a third world country" pretentiousness???

One of her dream acting jobs would be to portray a serial killer....okay, I'm starting to warm to this broad...

A Quote "[about the sex scenes in The Dreamers (2003):] It must be very shocking for the American people, but what I don't understand is why they are so crazy about that. I don't understand why you can't see naked people on screen but we can see a baby being killed. It's quite strange. They're too puritan, too uptight."

OKAY! Now I love her! Let's proceed immediately to the nudity:

Check out the stunning celeb tatas she's swinging in these Eva Green Nude Clips and then you can tell me how you wouldn't LOVE to put your head between those dangling titties and make some SERIOUS motor boat noises?!!!

Those nutty French!

CW

Posted: Wednesday 27th May 2009, 10:22 PM