Still dealing with technical difficulties, but in the meantime....

She's a now a MILF and serious actress (did like her in "Walk The Line" I must say) but let's look at Reese Witherspon naked when she was a little hottie up-and-coming actress!

CW

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Posted: Friday 24th July 2009, 6:32 PM

Hiya celeb fans, been battling a bad case of "Girlfriend done gone crazy and damn near burnt the house down" here in Beverly Hills, so while I talk her down out of the tree in the backyard (the one that overlooks Tom Cruise's guest house) have a peek at some delicious naked webcam girls...





Oh, yeah, that's nice!

I'll be back with more celeb nudes and porn on Monday!

CW



Posted: Wednesday 8th July 2009, 11:24 PM

I know many people love celebrity hardcore fakes - you know, where some photoshop geniuses with WAY too much time on their hands take celeb photos (mainly headshots) and stick them on porn stars bodies that are actually having hardcore sex?

Some are pretty laughable, but some are actually VERY good (definitely celebrity whack material, hehe).

Never seen some?

Have a peek at these Brooke Shields celebrity hardcore fakes and see what you think?? A couple are good, but the rest are fucking terrible! The size of the titties on some of the porn models just make it such a hoot!

Or is it "hooters?"

Anyway, take a look and then follow the links to the sponsor and see some of the other ones they offer. They got a shot of Jessica Alba with a giant penis in her hand and spunk dripping down her tongue and chin that will raise your body temp a few hundred degrees!

Have a great 4th!

CW

(And Vkkos, you're still on the shit list!;)



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Posted: Friday 3rd July 2009, 6:13 PM

As some of my more dedicated fans have pointed this out to me, I think I should clear the air....

Apparently Mistress Vina ("Vkkos" on twitter) has been dropping hints that she was spanking a certain celebrity in Hollywood on a regular basis...who she said had the initials "CW".

They wanted to know if it was me???

NO! Definitely not! I have not, nor ever would employ a beautiful Romanian woman to put me across her knee and spank my bare ass repeatedly!


.....and don't ask why I can't sit down right now, it's a medical reason, hehehe...


CW



Posted: Thursday 2nd July 2009, 3:39 PM

For immediate release:

Hayden Panettiere Gets Naked!

Yep, you heard it here first! Hayden Panettiere's new part in the upcoming movie 'I Love You, Beth Cooper' will give fans a peek at the naughty bits finally! She's moving up in the world and what better way to say "I want a career in films!" then by showing her tits, ass and pouty little pussy to millions of strangers? If you've only known her from watching her in that deliciously "Daddy Needs Some Time Alone" cheerleader 'Heroes' role, get ready for some PRIME Celebrity Whack with this little hottie!

CW

Posted: Wednesday 1st July 2009, 1:30 PM

Okay, since this is making the rounds of celeb gossip sites, I'll post it here:

"An autopsy on Michael Jackson revealed that the King of Pop's emaciated body was riddled with needle marks and scars, and his head was virtually bald, it was reported today.

Jackson's body had wasted away to a mere 112 pounds, and his stomach was completely empty except for partially dissolved pills, according to the London Sun.

His hips, thighs and shoulders were covered with needle wounds, believed to have come from shots of painkillers, and he was wearing a wig when he was found because his hair had been reduced to a "peach fuzz" on his scalp, the report said.

"He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out, and he had been eating nothing but pills when he died," a source close to the singer's entourage told the paper.

"Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he'd been in terminal decline for some years."

There were four fresh injections around his heart, presumably from attempts to pump adrenaline into it to jumpstart it, the paper said.

Three of them had penetrated and damaged his heart wall, while a fourth struck his ribs, the paper reported.

He also sustained several broken ribs while authorities administered CPR during his final moments Thursday.

Jackson had one spot above his left ear that was scarred and completely bald - the apparent result of burns sustained when his hair caught fire while he was filming a Pepsi commercial in 1984.

He also had numerous other scars, apparently from plastic surgery.

In addition, he had mysterious bruises on his knees and shins and cuts on his back, possibly indicating a recent fall, the paper said.

Jackson has had two autopsies performed on him: one by the Los Angeles coroner and a private one requested by the family.

The details leaked came from the official autopsy. The Sun didn't say how it got the information.

Meanwhile, the cardiologist who was Jacko's private doctor and performed CPR on him did it the wrong way, a Jackson family confidant claimed yesterday.

Dr. Conrad Murray found Jacko on the floor in his rented Los Angeles mansion and put him in a bed, the source said.

Medical experts say that compressions for cardiopulmonary resuscitation must be performed on a hard surface.

"Michael was on the floor first, and they put him on the bed, and then started compressions on the bed," said the source, who had spoken to a Jackson relative. "What kind of doctor is that?"

In a transcript of the 911 call, the person seeking help says Jackson is "on the bed." The dispatcher says, "OK, let's get him down to the floor."

Edward Chernoff, a lawyer for Murray, yesterday said the doctor found Jackson in his bed with a faint pulse.

Chernoff told The Associated Press that Murray was at the pop icon's mansion Thursday afternoon when he discovered Jackson and immediately began administering CPR.

"He just happened to find him in his bed, and he wasn't breathing," the lawyer said. "Mr. Jackson was still warm and had a pulse."

Murray, who spoke to cops for three hours on Saturday, is a licensed MD and specializes in cardiology, although he is not board-certified.

Jackson hired Murray last month as he prepared for a grueling 50-date concert series in London that had been set to start in July.

Chernoff also said Murray never prescribed or gave Jackson the powerful painkillers Demerol or OxyContin. He denied reports suggesting Murray gave Jackson an injection of Demerol shortly before his death.

"Dr. Murray has never prescribed nor administered Demerol to Michael Jackson," Chernoff said. "Not ever. Not that day. Not OxyContin for that matter.""

No the REAL news?

IT'S FAKE!

Although you can't blame someone for believing it, the guy wasn't called whacko jacko for nothing!

CW



Posted: Monday 29th June 2009, 2:47 PM

Okay, since this weekend seems to be a celebrity croak-a-thon, I thought I'd cheer up the mood with a 4 for 1 celeb nude special! But before I drop the link, I'd like to hip all to the 3 stages of celebrity grieving:

1) "Insert celeb name here" was the GREATEST! Jesus Christ, Budda and Allah all pale in comparison!

2) He/She was full of a hundred different drugs! How could they live that way? Who enabled them to do that?

3) "Insert celeb name here" fucked my child! My cat! My poodle! And then only paid me a million bucks to shut up and go away!

Sound familiar?

Yeah, pretty nauseating........ So here's some Heather Graham, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway And Jessica Alba Nude Clips to help you forget about those more famous than you (or I) passing away and leaving us mortals behind to clean up the mess!

Enjoy!

CW

(And I didn't mention Michael Jackson once! OOOOPS! shite!)

Posted: Monday 29th June 2009, 1:02 AM

Who is she?

British/Indian actress Indira Varma

What has she done?

...uh, "Kama Sutra"..and...um....a bunch of high-brow Brit shit that...fuck, who cares? Just look at the hairy snatch on this dusky wench! It's a full blown bush baby special!

Oh, you want a quote? Okay, how's this bit of "Who gives a shit, just show your bush" pap:

"I've been doing serious acting for as long as I've been working, but sadly, most Asians don't attend plays or tune into what they consider arty dramas, but I know they'll watch Bride & Prejudice (2004). It's not exactly serious acting, but at least I won't be seen as the porn star that some people think I am!"

Yeah, right....now get on with it!



Get out the shears and go check out Indira Varma's giant hairy pussy which is ready for a nuch-needed trim - there's enough wool there to knit a whole busload of school kids new sweaters for the coming winter!

CW


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Posted: Thursday 25th June 2009, 5:48 PM

This ex-"Party Of Five" slice of Hollywood crumpit is probably best known for her deliciously flopping breasts, er, ...I mean acting in cinematic masterpieces like "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and the TV show "Ghost Whisperer". Oh, and for getting in a tiff with the tabloids after they shot some pix of her on the beach in a bikini sporting some flabby pale saddlebags that would make a Harley proud.

Some facts:

Voted #14 in Rush Magazine's Sexiest Women 2002 list....yeah, ya' can retire on that, huh?

She has recorded four albums: "Love Songs" in 1992, "Let's Go Bang" in 1995, "Jennifer Love Hewitt" in 1996, and "BareNaked" in 2002, which was produced by singer/songwriter Meredith Brooks....all completely unlistenable to anyone who values their sanity.

Hosted the Comedy for a Cure and raised over $100,000 for Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance's research programs....which means she IS a good hearted soul deep down and we wish her eternal youth and happiness!


Some quotes:

[In a Playboy interview, Love commented about her breasts] "I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit"....you go, girl!

"We had this joke on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997). All the girls wore tiny tops, so we called it "I Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer"."....we had this little joke too, it was called "I jerked off to your pictures and liked it"

Now if she would only do porn!

Oh, wait, what's this just slipped under my cell door? Hmmmm.....yes, yes, that will do nicely. She's going down on his.....yeah, baby, suck it!


So, if you want to see what Jennifer Love Hewitt blows you'll just have to click and watch the clips.

CW

Posted: Monday 22nd June 2009, 6:22 PM

Today we're going to do something a little bit outside of the Hollywood mainstream, and spend a little time with a celebrity tit queen - the fabulous Danni Ashe!

Never heard of her?

IMDB's take on her:

"Reputed to be the "most downloaded woman on the net". Danni is an ex-stripper who combined brains, energy, an idea, and an inherent notion that men like to see women with large breasts on video, picture stills, and internet sites. She has been written up in Playboy, Penthouse, and even Forbes Magazine for her entrepreneurial success."

Tits, man, we're talking major league yabbos here!


Some fun clebrity facts about Danni:

Her real name is Leah Manzari (which is Italian for "Tits like divine melons")

Is only 5'2 and sporting a rack that could make the baby Jebus cry!

A quote: "I'm the head of a $5 million company that was founded based on my breasts." God, I love this woman!


So, get ready for the BEST of the big boob pinups, my favorite classic celeb which these Danni Ashe Nude Clips will prove!

CW

Posted: Friday 19th June 2009, 2:38 PM

Now here's an actress that is actually VERY smart as well as a hottie (and I say that not just because I love redheads). She's been in a buttload of television tripe, but I enjoyed her when she did The Sopranos and Law And Order. Discovered by artsy-fartsy director David Lynch (who's actually brilliant too) she's also had an extensive film career. Her latest film, due out this year is called "Peep World" and is about my life story, hehe...

Some fun famous person type facts:

Was home schooled and received high school diploma at age fourteen. Which means she missed out of getting teased by all the cool kids (who now work at Taco Bell) about being a brainy nerd-ma-tron...

Is a classically trained pianist.

Her mother is Diane Witt, who was in the Guinness Book of World Records from 1988 to 1996 for having the world's longest hair....that's nothing, I'm in the record book for having the world's longest.....er, better not go there, I promised the judge I wouldn't!


A favorite quote: "It occurred to me the other day that I've made out with more people on camera than I have in real life!" ...oh-uh, better send her an email with my address QUICK!


Anyway, it's the old bump and grind for Celebrity Whack fans to enjoy in these Alicia Witt bikini lap dance clips we have today, even if they DO have Charlie Sheen in them!

CW

Posted: Monday 15th June 2009, 3:34 PM

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that I have NEVER sat through an episode of that "hilarious" (as in cue the laugh track yuck, yuck, yuck) bit of television vomit known as "That 70's Show", but I certainly KNOW who Mila Kunis is!

Having the hots for Russian chicks, this sexy little Hollywood prostitutski has been on my radar for some time! And of course, I've been on the look out for the time her agent says "Time to show the goodies, Honey, the roles are drying up", lol.

But before we pop the vodka cork, a few fun facts and fantasies:

She was born 14 August 1983, in Kiev, Ukraine, Soviet Union (now Kyiv, Ukraine) and is 5'3' (a spinner!;)

Learned to speak English from watching the "The New Price Is Right". She said Bob Barker talked slow enough for her to understand him....okay, I guess that's one way to do it....good thing she wasn't watching "The Dukes Of Hazzard"!

Has two different eye colors: one blue, one green. On the television show "Loveline", she mentioned about her eyes and the injections she needed because of an eye condition. When she was younger, she had serious migraines that was caused by a glaucoma eye condition. She had to insert steroid injections straight into her eye.....OMFG!!! A needle in the eye? WTF!!! This chick is one tough comrade!!

Engaged to Macaulay Culkin. They've been together since 2002.....FUCK ME! Okay, forget this, let's just get to seeing Mila Kunis Topless And Getting Fucked, M'kay?

Whoa, still shaking my head over her "BF"......

CW

Posted: Thursday 11th June 2009, 12:39 AM